And another thing...

Where I keep my chips

Christ,It's nice being able to blog/ write whatever the frig I like. As a journalistthere was always the chance that an editor could see my blogging which meant:

a)they'd hate my writing and never commission me

or

b)every one of my posts would have to be pithy and arresting and insightfulforeverenever.

NowI can write utter cobblers, though. In fact I have already started. Oooh, and Ican swear too. 
Fucketyfuck!