Jingle Balls
Please allow me to stab myself in the ears. I've just heard that Smooth Xmas, a new radio station, will be launched this week. It touts itself as "the UK's first national pure Christmas station" and it will be sucking the living shit out of my festive cheer from November 1 (November the fucking first!) until December 27. So frigging much for Bonfire Night then. Jingle balls indeed.